Recent conversation with Parker while changing his poop:
P: Is it terrible?
P: Is it crunchy?
P: Is it yummo?
P: Is it disgusting?
P: Is it crunchy and yummo?!
Me: I'm not going to even answer that....go to bed.
Please, I don't even want to know how we got to this point. Since when is poop yummo? Time to poop in the potty, son. Way too much information...