We always talked about getting a dog before having kids. I'm a nurturer at heart and I just wanted to take care of a little, needy creature! I was basically just impatient for motherhood and I didn't like God's timing at all! Well, now I'm thinking it was probably a good thing that our plans never worked out...because we sure don't need one now! I clean up enough poop and pee as it is and sure feel needed! Our house isn't suited for an animal and I'm not a big fan of dog hair. One of the things I thought would be nice about having a dog is that they clean up after meals under the table. Now we found another reason why we don't need a dog--we have Griffin! After we clean him up from meals, Griffin goes directly under the table and eats the scraps. It is a convenient situation for all of us ;)
I promise you, I didn't plan this. While I was writing the above paragraph, Parker peed on the floor, took off his clothes and then proceeded to tell me that there was a poop too. Before I could get there, Griffin picked up the turd. Nice. Definitely no dog. But maybe a dog would be easier to train? Oh, my...
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Oh my goodness, I have never laughed out loud as I just did. A coworker even peeked in on me to see if I was ok. =) That is so disgusting and hysterical at the same time. Hey... the day can only get better from there, right?
PS Those are gorgeous wood floors. No wonder you don't want anyone to wear shoes inside. =)
Oh yummy! Yuck! Is that what boys are made of or something? Although, I wouldn't put it past Chloe to take a taste of some "unknown brown substance" if she came accross it. I agree with Jenn, love the wood floors, but I bet you see every speck eh?
Love, Sarah
ROFL! Oh dear! I so know what this is like. We have our fair share of children/poop stories. It is because I totally understand that this story totally had me rolling!
Nice, real nice.
My stomach is turning remembering the stories we have here.
I think we may need a dog here now. None of our kids are crumb eaters anymore. sniff, sniff ; )
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